this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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