Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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