no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
