No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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