did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
