Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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