he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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