Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
