I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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