There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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