doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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