aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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