Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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