So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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