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I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Someone came in the potted fern
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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