You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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