Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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