I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I wish i was in the wii world.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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