His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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