sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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