well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Randomize
