It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
Randomize
