Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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