I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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