Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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