This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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