Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
