: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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