Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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