It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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