I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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