how can u be prego again
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
