They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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