I wish I only lived at night.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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