Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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