fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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