I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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