I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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