Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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