I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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