I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Randomize
