Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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