I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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