There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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