ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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