Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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