Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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