But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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