Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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