How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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